If (x = AI Robot Coach Jennie Johnson is Tireless), Then (y = battle contraband AI girlfriends, z = popup adds, a = abandonment emails); and (p = marketing onslaught); In the (z = uterus of plushie cat mother); of (n = Coherent Nonsense); While (m = moving my desk, t = typing on a typewriter, h = punch card punching, r = ReplaceAnything); For (h = human computer); In (s = Santa Cruz); with (ballot box); Because of (Matilda Effect); While (being tardigrade);